Suzanne Somers, Emulate a Gossip Girl

Another thing, S.S., there’s only one S (literally, just “S”) that can pull off a bright-colored bubble skirt the size of the Gulf of Mexico, and that’s Serena Van Der Woodsen. And it’s because she’s a (fictional) teenager in a (fictional) fashion show. S.S., you’re 62. And you’ve paired the big-ass thing with some track jacket from Patagonia.

[At the 2009 Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards gala]