Beyonce Knowles At the N.Y. premiere of Notorious
Now, Oprah? You’d expect Oprah to wear this, not Beyonce. It must be something about being older that it seems passable to wear ka-ka green, you know? Meanwhile, B’s got roots fo’ days, and her clutch looks like a styrofoam to-go carton.
Debra Messing At the 35th Annual People's Choice Awards in L.A
Debra Messing’s Oven Door Is Wide Open for Everyone to See
Whoops, somebody left the oven door open.
Jessica Stroup At the 35th Annual People's Choice Awards in L.A
9021-No, No, Hellll, No
I mean, it’s gotta be an Herve Leger knock-off, right? It’s crap, for sure, with offensive Rami Kashou colors, and some dumb depiction of a movie reel creeping down her hemline. 90210 girl, must you dress so stupidly?
Kate Hudson At the 35th Annual People's Choice Awards in L.A.
KATE. Slit up to the rear. Extra Dalai Lama sleeves and sashes, odds and ends. But girl, get off Clint Eastwood’s lawn, and mind the grass stains all over your belly!
Sarah Silverman At VH1's 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica, Calif.
The fashion fact is: Sarah Silverman’s dress is amateur-style hot mess. It’s the girl dork at the school prom testing the goth waters. It’s Helena Bonham Carter in every movie role. It’s what BFF expected out of Ms. Silverman (hello, BFF would like a surprise!). And for that, her red Chucks are a terrible, terrible cliché — a crystal ball in Oklahoma called it two years ago.
Kristen Bell or Taraji P. Henson At VH1's 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica, Calif.
Taraji P. Henson’s fitted silver frock might have been tailored from Saturn car seats (the show Project Runway taught me how to plug!), and yet my favorite Supporting Actress (for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) STILL looks beautiful, put-together, and not like it’s-hard-out-here-for-a-former-pimp’s-girl.
Lord, Kristen Bell. Perhaps this morning’s Walk of Shame outfit wasn’t the best choice. It’s so wrinkled!
Lord, Kristen Bell. Perhaps this morning’s Walk of Shame outfit wasn’t the best choice. It’s so wrinkled!
Penelope Cruz and Kate Beckinsale At VH1's 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica, Calif
These tight, tight frock are a total gorg-alert, but whew, you know (parts of) these girls are sweatin’!
Penelope Cruz At VH1's 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica, Calif
Penelope Cruz At VH1's 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica, CalifDefinitely sticky:
Anne Hathaway At VH1's 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica, Calif.
Anne, for tying with Doubt’s Meryl Streep for Best Actress! Did you have to split your dress with Meryl, too? Jeez,
Check this shiz out: She looks alright from the right. An architectural shift dress that Amy Adams would wear, you know? But THEN, she turns, and you see that she’s pulling a Two-Face on us.
Marisa Tomei
did something similar — just not as severely terrible. She just looks like she’s stuck in 1984 (from the right). The left angle is cool, I s’pose.
Check this shiz out: She looks alright from the right. An architectural shift dress that Amy Adams would wear, you know? But THEN, she turns, and you see that she’s pulling a Two-Face on us.
Marisa Tomei
did something similar — just not as severely terrible. She just looks like she’s stuck in 1984 (from the right). The left angle is cool, I s’pose.
