BFF will presume that Renee Zellweger will pen a heartfelt thank-you note to Drew Barrymore. Because Drew manufactured an impressive Worst Hairdo — all Texas-bob fried ‘n’ dark roots — that leaves Renee’s disgruntled updo looking simply windblown and “old lady.” Drew’s blue eyeshadow gets a Best Supporting award of Yuck, too.
For the rest of us that don’t squint, we’re seeing all too much of Renee Zellweger’s terribly unsexy suck-in corset beneath her see-through parachute blouse. But, hey, those little skirts around the arms — wow. Thanks for that. Because I can’t STAND to see that part of Renee’s arms.
Megan Fox teeters on a fine line of Girls Next Door and Jessica Alba, who wore a lovely gold dress like this to the Oscars once, but looked far less slutty. That’s what Angelina Jolie, who sees NO resemblance of her in Megan, said.
Life may be a box of chocolates, but Heidi Klum need not personify a pithy box of See’s. Whether or not roses come with (what is this — some sort of premature Valentine’s subliminal voodoo?), all Heidi looks like is a smushed, rejected chocolate — no matter what kind of goodness lies within.
Blake Lively looking as sexy as a sausage. Oh, yeah. Tight. Bulging. A deep slit up the side. XOXO.
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