Now, Oprah? You’d expect Oprah to wear this, not Beyonce. It must be something about being older that it seems passable to wear ka-ka green, you know? Meanwhile, B’s got roots fo’ days, and her clutch looks like a styrofoam to-go carton.
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KATE. Slit up to the rear. Extra Dalai Lama sleeves and sashes, odds and ends. But girl, get off Clint Eastwood’s lawn, and mind the grass stains all over your belly!
The fashion fact is: Sarah Silverman’s dress is amateur-style hot mess. It’s the girl dork at the school prom testing the goth waters. It’s Helena Bonham Carter in every movie role. It’s what BFF expected out of Ms. Silverman (hello, BFF would like a surprise!). And for that, her red Chucks are a terrible, terrible cliché — a crystal ball in Oklahoma called it two years ago.
Taraji P. Henson’s fitted silver frock might have been tailored from Saturn car seats (the show Project Runway taught me how to plug!), and yet my favorite Supporting Actress (for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) STILL looks beautiful, put-together, and not like it’s-hard-out-here-for-a-former-pimp’s-girl.
Lord, Kristen Bell. Perhaps this morning’s Walk of Shame outfit wasn’t the best choice. It’s so wrinkled!
Penelope Cruz At VH1's 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica, CalifDefinitely sticky:
Anne, for tying with Doubt’s Meryl Streep for Best Actress! Did you have to split your dress with Meryl, too? Jeez,
Check this shiz out: She looks alright from the right. An architectural shift dress that Amy Adams would wear, you know? But THEN, she turns, and you see that she’s pulling a Two-Face on us.
Marisa Tomei 
did something similar — just not as severely terrible. She just looks like she’s stuck in 1984 (from the right). The left angle is cool, I s’pose.
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