Sarah Silverman At VH1's 14th Annual Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica, Calif.

The fashion fact is: Sarah Silverman’s dress is amateur-style hot mess. It’s the girl dork at the school prom testing the goth waters. It’s Helena Bonham Carter in every movie role. It’s what BFF expected out of Ms. Silverman (hello, BFF would like a surprise!). And for that, her red Chucks are a terrible, terrible cliché — a crystal ball in Oklahoma called it two years ago.